rob was here.

I get the exact same email every 2 weeks or so. The email is an automated message from a website called QuikOrder. This website appears to let fine folks, with a few clicks of the mouse, place orders to restaurants for delivery. How this is easier than using the telephone, I don't know. I guess there's less room for error and more room for slothfulness.

At any rate, I get a receipt for an order every 2 weeks or so. The order is ALWAYS the following, right down to the poor selection of beverage:

ORDER DETAILS
Pizza(s):

First Pizza: Large Hand-Tossed Style Pizza
Specialty Pizza: Meat Lover's® pizza
Ingredients: Whole Pizza : Beef Topping,Ham,Bacon Pieces,Pepperoni,Italian Sausage,Pork Topping


Side Items/Drinks:
1 Sierra Mist 2-Liter
2 Marinara Dipping Sauce
1 Medium Buffalo Traditional WingStreet® wings - 10 piece
1 Cheese Sticks with Marinara Sauce - single order

that's $31.77 USD each time. That actually seems quite expensive to me. Even odder than that is the fact that I don't order food over the internet, so why am I getting the receipt? A deeper investigation reveals the answer. It is buried in the delivery address of the pizza:

ROBERT NORRIS
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
XXXX XXX XXXXXX BLVD #XXX
XXXX, XX XXXXX

A sign of respect, I blanked out his home address.. The point I want you to notice is that he has an awesome name ... my name. How he got this? I don't know. I just know I want it back. I suppose when he set himself up for this website, he accidentally entered in my gmail address instead of his own. psssh.

It's also alarming at how much personal information is buried in a receipt. I won't say where this is, but this is where clone-me lives: